
Well, if we assume
that your looks are AVERAGE...
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...to accommodate the duration
of an AVERAGE bowel movement."
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Then using that number as
the AVERAGE speed to calculate
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...that I'm farther along the evolutionary
scale than the AVERAGE human.
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The AVERAGE cork speed
is 25 miles per hour.
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